Happy christmas!!!

Well today we travel to NZ..at long last...very windy here...but nice Xmas with just the two of us!!

Few Jokes

A man walks into a bar, "ouch!"

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall ? Dam

Last week I

Went to the paper shop - it had blown away

Went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

In news

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age. 'The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well. '

A man walked into the doctor's, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places' The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'

'So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said, 'You are.'

Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.

You think this is funny let me know and i put more jokes on this blog. And you can put your comments too.


Enjoy!

Quiz time

'I'm worse at what I do bestAnd for this gift I feel blessed'

These lyrics are from which song?

Love In An Elevator - Aerosmith

Without Me - Eminem

Fire Water Burn - Bloodhound Gang

Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

You think u know the answer?

Its all happening

Well Bernie's hubby here. Just had an almighty balls up which in hindsight was really good....Supposed to be going to NZ for Xmas with my parents (think the movie "Meet the parents" on acid!) but we got to airport and bastards wouldnt let us on as no visa....this is after asking at two travel agents and ringing them as well ..yes Im anally retentive and persistent!!..anyway was a waste of time as Bernard not allowed on plane..end result had to go and get a visa the next day which took 10 minutes..thankyou dear lady on desk and have a nice Xmas!! :-) I just wish visa's werent so bloody confusing!!

Anyway the reason why it has been good is that it meant we could fix the PC..motherboard blew next day..on a roll!!..get Bernie's hair done..vital and do bugger all...marvelous!! and basically as Bernie describes it be a lazy fat bastard...god bless her..been sleeping in and resting and sleeping and now having a few ales...lovely jubbly!! Apart from that Bradford City lost....it rained....i was tired but feel better and listening to Ani Di franco

Tired...but Happy!!!

I can see the smile in my face even we both knackered (me and my hubby) the more sched at work the more income:-)i dnt mind making money LOL we both been busy lately not enough rest again thats why we feel exhausted after work.Im not been here for a while in (my blog) i haven't time to look at it....... Ohhhh i cnt wait i am really looking forward our 2 weeks vacation in New Zealand six more days hmmm we can relax,spend time together and enjoy christmas there with my hubby family....Its so exciting-:)!!!!!!!!

Alone... Lonely!!!

Hmmm....I by my self right now (sad) my hubby not here at the moment,he catch a really early flight today to go to Melbourne (Australia) he need to be there early to have presentation to 14 golf course (smart bastard huh LOL hes having a talk infront of lots businessman.) For the 1st time in my History i woke up so early today,cannot imagine i get up at 5:oo am hehehe sorry for me its so early LOL (coz i always up late) ,i never up early like this before except when i have really important things to do or an appoinment to attend but this time is so shocking for me coz i dnt have schedule at work i just stay and rest all day at home and have nothing really to do,except to sit infront of the computer.Hmmm its a BIG deal for me but not bad coz now i can prove to myself and to my hubby that i can get up early so he stop calling me sleepy head, sleeping beauty and lazy ass LOL. What you think?....Hayzzzz i think i just miss him hehehe that's why i up early as i thought.

Another day another dollar

We are both buggered (not literally) working too hard and not enough rest..bring on Xmas holidays...also its talaga sweaty here at the moment and my husband says his pants need wringing out..yukky!!