The wonderful world of Bernie

Happy christmas!!!

2007-12-25T11:52:00.000-08:00

Well today we travel to NZ..at long last...very windy here...but nice Xmas with just the two of us!!

Few Jokes

2007-12-24T00:44:00.000-08:00

A man walks into a bar, "ouch!"

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall ? Dam

Last week I

Went to the paper shop - it had blown away

Went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

In news

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age. 'The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well. '

A man walked into the doctor's, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places' The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'

'So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said, 'You are.'

Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.

You think this is funny let me know and i put more jokes on this blog. And you can put your comments too.

Enjoy!

Quiz time

2007-12-24T00:11:00.000-08:00

'I'm worse at what I do bestAnd for this gift I feel blessed'

These lyrics are from which song?

Love In An Elevator - Aerosmith

Without Me - Eminem

Fire Water Burn - Bloodhound Gang

Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

You think u know the answer?

Its all happening

2007-12-24T00:03:00.000-08:00

Well Bernie's hubby here. Just had an almighty balls up which in hindsight was really good....Supposed to be going to NZ for Xmas with my parents (think the movie "Meet the parents" on acid!) but we got to airport and bastards wouldnt let us on as no visa....this is after asking at two travel agents and ringing them as well ..yes Im anally retentive and persistent!!..anyway was a waste of time as Bernard not allowed on plane..end result had to go and get a visa the next day which took 10 minutes..thankyou dear lady on desk and have a nice Xmas!! :-) I just wish visa's werent so bloody confusing!!

Anyway the reason why it has been good is that it meant we could fix the PC..motherboard blew next day..on a roll!!..get Bernie's hair done..vital and do bugger all...marvelous!! and basically as Bernie describes it be a lazy fat bastard...god bless her..been sleeping in and resting and sleeping and now having a few ales...lovely jubbly!! Apart from that Bradford City lost....it rained....i was tired but feel better and listening to Ani Di franco

Tired...but Happy!!!

2007-12-13T10:09:00.000-08:00

I can see the smile in my face even we both knackered (me and my hubby) the more sched at work the more income:-)i dnt mind making money LOL we both been busy lately not enough rest again thats why we feel exhausted after work.Im not been here for a while in (my blog) i haven't time to look at it....... Ohhhh i cnt wait i am really looking forward our 2 weeks vacation in New Zealand six more days hmmm we can relax,spend time together and enjoy christmas there with my hubby family....Its so exciting-:)!!!!!!!!

Alone... Lonely!!!

2007-12-04T06:00:00.000-08:00

Hmmm....I by my self right now (sad) my hubby not here at the moment,he catch a really early flight today to go to Melbourne (Australia) he need to be there early to have presentation to 14 golf course (smart bastard huh LOL hes having a talk infront of lots businessman.) For the 1st time in my History i woke up so early today,cannot imagine i get up at 5:oo am hehehe sorry for me its so early LOL (coz i always up late) ,i never up early like this before except when i have really important things to do or an appoinment to attend but this time is so shocking for me coz i dnt have schedule at work i just stay and rest all day at home and have nothing really to do,except to sit infront of the computer.Hmmm its a BIG deal for me but not bad coz now i can prove to myself and to my hubby that i can get up early so he stop calling me sleepy head, sleeping beauty and lazy ass LOL. What you think?....Hayzzzz i think i just miss him hehehe that's why i up early as i thought.

Another day another dollar

2007-12-03T01:15:00.000-08:00

We are both buggered (not literally) working too hard and not enough rest..bring on Xmas holidays...also its talaga sweaty here at the moment and my husband says his pants need wringing out..yukky!!

And madness prevailed

2007-11-29T01:57:00.000-08:00

Sadly madness does obviously run in my hubbies family....he has told me so....he says I am so enthusiastic about this blogging thing that he loves me more and more..but....and there is always a "but"....he is going totally bonkers doing the blog helping out thing lol...Now I KNOW TO LOG IN TO MAKE CHANGES!!!! lol :-) and he isn't really a total fat bastard!! I think at times he just doesn't know what "ano" means at the end of every sentence.....so he easily becomes very confused very quickly. I have also learnt that moving really quickly backwards on a chair with wheels with my hubby standing behind me in bare feet ends up with him screaming....quite high pitched actually!! ....marriage is wonderful I am learning things every day.!

A new beginning

2007-11-26T22:54:00.000-08:00

Well I guess I am being one of the flock and now am a "blogger"!!! My hubby thinks I am an utter "Blogger" at times if I am annoying him lol, but I guess that's why I am so utterly cute (modest!!). I am 28 and 5 foot 2 (no idea what that is in metric!!) and new to Sydney Australia and am just settling into a new country which is a bit scary!!!

My hubby is very nice and has just started his own business which means he is working his "bloggers" off. I guess I have to be nice to him now as he says it is for us!!!!!! Hopefully this won't be for too long but he is smart and has said it will be hard at first. He is good at his job so In guess things will be OK. I have just started work recently as well and am really enjoying it althoguh I have to stand for a long time which hurts my little legs after a while. It's always nice to get picked up by my hubby and come home to dinner cooked and a nice warm basin of hot water and bath salts too put my feet in!! My hubby might actually like me!!

The weather here has been pretty crappy recently as it has been raining but summer is coming and it will get talaga hot!!! Sexy clothes and not much of them..great:-) We are going to NZ for Xmas to meet my hubby's family and eat lots of home cooked food. I have never met them before and he has not seen them for two years so it should be interesting!! Chat soon